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Fan submission: Hello, Potato Teacher! I'm the one who asked about newbie sex questions a while back. I seriously read through the comments and thank you all for your answers! I have some new questions to ask, thanks in advance for your help. Using the methods from the comments, we successfully upgraded from one finger to being able to insert a 2.6 fake penis. I also bought my wife a toy, which she really likes. Two fingers can now go in and out smoothly, and when we play together, it feels way better than before. She seems to be enjoying it so much that she's almost ascending to heaven! Our sex life has taken a huge leap in quality! However, the fake penis can only be used for insertion, and when it comes to thrusting, it has to be extremely slow, and she keeps saying it hurts... I really want to know how men can achieve smooth and fast anal self-stimulation? (We've used more than enough lubricant) Also, I'm a bit awkward. After tying up my wife's hands and feet, putting on a blindfold and a ball gag, all I can do is spank her and slap her lower body, and use the SP. Afterwards, my wife said that my silent spanking was a bit dry and asked me to talk dirty. After thinking for a while, I said 'baby, you're so dirty', but she seemed unimpressed. Another question is! When we play with toys or use our fingers, and only play with her backside without touching her front, my boyfriend says he feels like peeing, and the feeling of pleasure seems to be gone. Why is that? Unrelated to sex, how do you comfort someone when they're crying? I'm not very good at saying sweet nothings. My wife is quite emotional and sometimes suddenly bursts into tears. We're in a long-distance relationship, and when we haven't seen each other for a while, she'll cry too. When I hug her and hold her head, she asks me to say something to comfort her. I was stuck for words and said 'do you want to eat something, are you hungry?', and she laughed and said I was silly. I tried to memorize some quotes from the internet and AI suggestions, but when I used them, she saw right through me and laughed at me again. So, I'm asking you, dear friends, what can you say to comfort someone when they're not feeling well?