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On a rainy day, the wife found a torn condom wrapper under the car seat and grabbed her husband, shouting, "Who were you fooling around with? The package is torn, where's the thing?!" The husband was so scared that he quickly tried to come up with a lie. The husband thought on his feet and came up with a reason: "Today, the rain was so heavy that the windshield wipers broke. I put the condom on my finger and stuck it out the window to wipe the glass!" The wife sneered, "What a lie! Your finger can't wipe that much glass!" The husband secretly celebrated that he had talked his way out of it, but then a beautiful woman with long legs suddenly appeared from the back seat and said calmly, "Sister, don't listen to him. I was the one who used it to cover my head to keep my hair from getting wet!" The wife was about to explode, but the woman added, "Besides, his size is too big to fit on his finger. How could he use it to fool around?" The husband's eyes turned black, and he almost fainted. The wife was furious, but the husband was secretly relieved that he had escaped. He didn't expect the woman's appearance to have helped him so much. After this incident, the husband never dared to lie to his wife again, and the woman became a member of their family. The wife's attitude towards her also improved a lot. The husband thought to himself, "It's still good to have good things come in pairs."