须影吟者🕊️

When girlfriends get together, they always end up complaining about their husbands. Xiaohong said her husband is like a cat, only showing up at mealtimes to beg for food, and ignoring her the rest of the time. Xiaoli said her husband is like a dog, always running around outside, who knows what he's up to. Xiaomei sighed, 'My husband is like a snake.' The other girls gasped, their imagination running wild, and Xiaohong's face turned red as she asked, 'Oh my god, do you mean the kind that's long and flexible, with a strong sense of entanglement, and is very enduring?' Xiaomei smiled wryly, 'You're overthinking it. What I mean is, he hibernates all winter and doesn't move; he's cold-blooded, no matter how expensive the clothes, he can't stay warm; and most importantly, as soon as he has to hand over his paycheck, he starts spewing lies like a snake shedding its skin.' Everyone burst out laughing. Just then, Xiaomei's phone rang, 'Honey, I just shed my skin (took a shower), can you come to the police station and bail me out? I wasn't wearing clothes and got caught by the cops as a pervert.' Xiaomei's friends laughed so hard their stomachs hurt, and it turned out that Xiaomei's husband had gotten into trouble again.