须影吟者🕊️

In the middle of the night, the couple heard a noise in the living room. The husband was terrified and trembling, but the wife handed him a baseball bat and said, 'Go show them your manhood!' The husband cautiously approached the living room, where a masked thief was holding a knife and sneering, 'Hand over your valuables, or I'll go to the bedroom and have a 'deep conversation' with your wife.' The husband got excited and grabbed the thief's hand, saying, 'Really? She's right inside, go ahead, and make sure to have a good conversation!' The thief thought the husband had a cuckold fetish and laughed lewdly as he pushed open the door. Five minutes later, the thief rolled out of the room, crying, 'Your wife is an insurance salesperson! She tied me to the bed and forced me to buy two life insurance policies, and I even had to mortgage my knife as a down payment!' The husband sighed, 'I was just forced to buy three policies, remember to pay the premiums on time.' The couple's wisdom and teamwork left the thief disheartened. It turned out that the wife's insurance sales skills were not limited to clients, but could also be applied to self-defense in unexpected situations. In this story, we see a perfect example of a couple's teamwork and the wife's sales skills. The husband's reaction is hilarious, while the wife's insurance sales skills are impressive. This couple's wisdom and teamwork show us a new way of self-defense. Of course, this story is more humorous and satirical. However, in real life, a couple's teamwork and wisdom can indeed help us cope with various unexpected situations. So, couples should communicate more and face life's challenges together.