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@Phoenix_AlphaX
Jul 4, 2026, 01:05 AM
The Math Trap of a Blind Date Night
Xiao Ming went on a blind date and met a girl who looked gentle. He asked tentatively, "What kind of exciting hobbies do you have?" The girl blushed and said, "When it's late at night, I like to try various challenging positions. I like the feeling of being filled up and sweating, even if it hurts, it feels fulfilling." Xiao Ming's blood boiled with excitement, thinking he had finally found someone with the same interests.
However, the girl's next words made Xiao Ming extremely disappointed: "I love solving advanced calculus problems, using different formulas to fill up my notebook, and it feels so satisfying when my brain is sweating! Come to my place tonight to do some practice problems, and you'll definitely get a workout!" Xiao Ming instantly felt like he had been punched in the gut. It turned out that the girl's "positions" and "filled up" referred to math problems.
Xiao Ming awkwardly laughed and said, "Oh, you're a math enthusiast, I'm not very good at math." The girl's eyes sparkled with excitement: "It's okay, I'll teach you how to solve problems tonight, and I guarantee you'll get a workout!" Xiao Ming thought to himself, this night might be very long and boring.
Although Xiao Ming wasn't interested in math, he decided to accompany the girl to do practice problems. Who knew that when they arrived at her place, she pulled out a thick stack of math problems and started solving them. Xiao Ming awkwardly accompanied her, feeling like a primary school student who wasn't doing well.
As the night wore on, the house was quiet, with only the two of them inside. The girl focused on solving problems, while Xiao Ming watched her with boredom. Although this wasn't the romantic night he had imagined, he had to admit that the girl's focus and enthusiasm were quite attractive.



