
指路大神
@guoqianhli
Jul 7, 2026, 08:04 AM
Baoding, a Disappointing City: A 40-yuan Bathhouse for an All-night Stay, Plus Free Fruit
After multiple visits and investigations, our reporter discovered that Baoding is actually a very peaceful and healthy place, to the point where elderly people aren't sent to nursing homes, but instead are taken care of in small, cozy rooms, solving both the problem of elderly care and the issue of young people lacking sex partners.
Tianwei West Road is a waste of money; it's better to just donate to a nursing home! There are hardly any people under 30! The empty bottles and darkened bars, and even the 'Rich and Prosperous Cat' are scarce... If you're looking for a young girl, the shepherd boy points to the KTV.
The Homey Bathhouse is indeed very cozy, with a 40-yuan all-night stay, and a bathtub to watch the World Cup in - Baoding's good life.
Our reporter's usual work method involves: sand dance -> powder lamp -> 95/98. If our readers are having a good time, this is usually a three-stage process. However, for men over 40, this is just too much to handle. Unfortunately, as our reporter encountered, Tianjin can no longer satisfy this process, and Baoding won't either. But the good thing is that Baoding still has these options, even if they're not great, just 'so-so.'
The cat master is on Fuchang Road, but there aren't many teachers or wolves, leading to a vicious cycle - without people going to these places, there won't be any 'meat.' If our audience has any new information on sand dance, please contact our reporter, and we'll update the information in real-time.
Without sand dance, is there anywhere else to go in Baoding? 95? Baoding's good 95 is probably on a small plane, with prices starting from 5xx, so our reporter doesn't plan to report on it in detail. If you're interested, please change your train ticket to Tianjin, where you'll find everything you need.
So, what's a good place to go? A kind local told our reporter that Baoding's KTV teachers are abundant, but KTV has some thresholds, and it's easy to spend hundreds of yuan. Moreover, what can you do in a KTV? Just 'twist, soak, and lick.' Why bother when you can stay home and eat Oreo cookies? It's better to find a good 95 or a place with many friends, and have a good time with a few close friends, isn't it?
This is mainly a 'thank you' segment. Our reporter is always on a tight budget, so after each on-site visit, we go to various bathhouses to stay overnight, mainly to save our station's money. At first, it was just to save money, but later we realized it was actually good. After a day of traveling, we can take a bath, change clothes, soak in a warm pool, watch a movie or the World Cup in the rest area, and then end the day on a good note. Isn't that great? Tianjin and Baoding have many good bathhouses, and the prices are really cheap. I went to a bathhouse in Tianjin that was a bit out of the way, and the exterior decoration shocked me - I thought it would cost at least 400-500 yuan to get in. But guess what? I only spent 40 yuan, and I could take a bath, eat fruit, and stay overnight. This was a real bargain for our poor reporter!
In conclusion, due to the current situation, our reporter might take a break this weekend and stop visiting these two cities. The market situation is not optimistic, so we plan to accumulate some funds and visit Tianjin's 98, or the big bridge road, or the Tianjin ring road. Please keep an eye on our station, and we'll report back every Monday at 11 am sharp. If we're late, it's because we're lazy and haven't written anything.



