须影吟者🕊️

The husband came home early, only to find his wife looking flustered and blocking the closet door. His heart sank, and he thought to himself, 'I've been cheated on!' He yelled and flung open the closet door. To his surprise, a naked, bald man was standing inside. The husband grabbed a kitchen knife, ready to attack. 'You dare to mess with my wife?!' The bald man fell to his knees, 'Brother, it's a misunderstanding! I'm a scrap collector, and I was being chased by a dog downstairs. My clothes were all torn to shreds. Your wife kindly let me hide in the closet.' The husband listened, then put down the knife, but his expression changed again. 'Keep lying!' 'The dog tore your clothes to shreds, but how did it manage to turn your underwear into lace-trimmed thongs? Those are the exact same novelty underwear I bought yesterday!' The bald man looked aggrieved, 'Brother, it's not my fault.' 'It was someone else in the closet who complained it was too cramped and forced me to change into these.' The husband was stunned, 'What?!'