须影吟者🕊️

My wife has recently become obsessed with yoga, going to the gym almost every day to practice. As her husband, I was initially very supportive, but lately, her WeChat records with the male coach have raised some suspicions. Every time I see the coach's messages, I feel a hint of jealousy. Today, I decided to go to the gym to catch them in the act, but what I discovered was beyond my imagination. I pushed open the door and saw my wife wearing a thick down jacket, gritting her teeth and doing squats with a heavy load of rice. The male coach was wielding a whip, shouting "Last 100!" I was stunned, unsure what they were doing. The coach saw me, smiled coldly, and said, "Your wife signed up for the hellish weight loss class, where horseback riding is like chopping wood, and downward-facing dog is barking like a dog to scare away wild boars." I had just let out a sigh of relief when the coach continued, "You came just in time, go and mop the floor. By the way, your wife is losing weight to fit into her wedding dress, and she's getting married to me next month." I couldn't believe my ears - my wife was secretly marrying someone else? I thought I must have misheard, so I asked the coach, "What did you say? Getting married to you?" The coach nodded, "Yes, your wife has been dating me for several months." My mind was a mess, feeling like I'd been hit by a five-flavor bottle. Why was my wife secretly dating someone else? Why was she getting married to someone else? I wanted to ask her, but she was still busy losing weight. The coach continued, "Your wife is great, very hardworking. We'll be very happy together." I didn't know what to say, just standing there, unable to accept the reality in front of me.